Sleepless Fearing Cattle

After formatting the new bigger memory card for my digital camera, I thought I'd better test the thing before a few up and coming music events I will be frequenting under the influence of alcohol.

Last summer I decided to dig up a stretch of the garden that was always the main meeting point in the North of Scotland for the annual weeds and dandelion convention and put down some liner and woodland bark. This has saved me hours of endless back pain by eliminating weed growth but yet forming a gathering place for the noisiest shite of bird the starling who for some strange reason has to inform all and sundrie of every movement it makes with the loudest and shittest whistle ever, whilst it goes about rooting through the bark for the constant supply of bugs, which leads me to the photo of the mushroom? or toadstool?. I noticed a few little clumps of them growing but could'nt see why they had sort of gouges in them?
Don't know what they are but I hope they plan to take over the world...
tags
alcohol, mushrooms, weed, dandelion,
Bag of Shite, Pat Sharpe, Fun House.