I've got a Golden Ticket!
With Paul having a rare day off work today due to his un-dying love for all things equine, I was left with no quote of the day until I watched Big Brother tonight when the new contestant was "entered" into the house.
As they had found a Golden Ticket in a Kit Kat bar in the style of Willy Wonka vibe or even (as the winner did spend £4000 on buying their way in) she was given a set of Golden clothes to wear as she was the Golden Housemate.
O.K. So fary so goody...
Then she was called into the diary room and told she would sleep in a seperate Golden Bedroom and sit on a seperate Golden Toilet,(to this she gasped?) and best of all she would get her own seperate Golden Shower!
I don't know wether this could cause a bit of friction with the other asylum inmates as they are all fluent in talking Pish and the Gay Cowboy is longing for some hot summer rain!
tags
Big Brother, Golden Ticket, Kit Kat,
Bag of Shite, Willy Wonka, Christopher Biggins
posted by reverberation @ 11:29 PM
6 Comments
6 Comments:
That's what that show is mate...
Full of Pr*cks and C*nts all relying on staying in longer with plenty of bad acting thrown in for good measure!
By the way, I now don't believe Pete (the BB inmate and not Pete the F&H inmate)in a lot of ways.
Somethings don't seem to ring true...
reverberation hates it, yet watches it Hmmmmmmmm
ansd bob felcher is a dirty beast - wots your phone number ha ha
Thanks for the comments Kats...
Have you been away???...
Never mind Bob Feltcher it's Pete the odd seadog from Skye thats fought his way through many a cod war you want to watch out for.
He has been known to take back to the seven Seas to commandeer any boat-stroke-home and turn it into a gay pub puff house pirate themed cocktail caberet
As for watching it I'd rather state it as studying it for mental reasons...
If I ever get to the state of mind that these people are in I think I'll go back to the non-perscription stuff.
LoL
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