All Hail the Tree
As promised to Paul the Undefeated King of the Pirate Graveyard, here is a picture I took a couple of weeks back to satisfy his latest fetish for trees. Personally I can't see the "Buzz" he gets from spraying like a tomcat on heat against every tree he takes a photo of just to let other "tree-ists? (& followers of the all mighty religion of Treeism) " know that he's been there, rubbed there and got the chaffing to prove it...
Trolleys Down Boys!
tags,
Pirate Graveyard, fetish, tomcat,
homicidal, autosuggestions
5 Comments:
Marking one's "tree territory" is an excellent idea and should be used by tree huggers everywhere, thus avoiding having to resort to fisticuffs if a fellow enthusiast hugs YOUR favourite tree.
However, if you admire bulls like my pal J.J., pissing on one is not, I repeat, NOT advisable. Take it from one who knows.
I do like a bit of tree action.
wierd people
In fact I used to know someone who loved his bus so much he w******d over it regularly. Men - you are so strange.
Wierd people? The only way to be.
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